Shut In Seeks Supermodel

Ron J. Johnson
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Hello, my name is Ron J. Johnson, I'm a 63-year-old male seeking a mid to early 20's female supermodel. You should be rich and well traveled. Moreover, as I never leave my house you must be willing to visit me at my rural Wyoming compound. I hope we will share some interests, some of mine are; railing against the government conspiracy to control the weather, collecting snails in jars then salting and eating them, picking chiggers off my feet, and recounting innumerable sexual encounters with Korean whores during the war. Interested??? Let's chat...