Decrepit Men Seeking Tarts

This is a blog for single men searching for tarts who are way out of their league. I would encourage any woman to take a chance on one of these men. You never know where love will blossom!!!

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Cracker Seeks Kid



Hello my name is James Clarence, Im looking for anyone under the age of 12. Please no teens. I know I may look old, but I guess you could say im young at heart. I have very small genetalia, too. I have been a pedophile for quite some time, so that means experience. Will offer candy/rides in my Playtime van. No criminal history (keep your fingers crossed) or STD's. Am willing to play Dragonball X as foreplay.