Jailbird Seeking a Babe

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Hello, my name is Juan David de Acosta. I'm 42 years old and I've spent most of my natural life behind bars. My hobbies include basic cable and biker mags, and I'm quite keen on trading cigaretts for sexual favors. When I'm not in prison I enjoy sunshine, fresh air, and beer. I'm looking for a girl who is willing to spend extended periods of time alone, and is willing to accept me- hepatitis A, B, and C and all. I'm looking for someone who is very rich, and very, very hot. I'm quite particular on these two points; only serious offers will be considered. Interested? I'll be paroled in May...