Conspiracy Theorist Seeks Companion
Hello, my name is Chester Wallace Gerdham and I'm looking for love... discretely. It should surprise nobody that shortly after I published my first treatise on the CIA's involvement in the murder of Elvis Presley I was set up for a 7-11 robbery. Anybody willing to take a chance on me must love danger, international intrigue and the old 'food court snatch and grab.' The picture posted is the only know picture of me since I was 18, and can only assure you my mustache is well kempt when I'm not being photographed for petty crime. And anyway I'm planning on having a complete facial reconstruction ASAP. Interested? Let's not let the government keep us apart...
posted by LA @ 5:00 PM
