Fu Manchu is Seeking You
Hello, my name is Jeffery Maston Francois, what's yours? Yeah? That's a pretty name... for a pretty lady. I work for the Sanitation Department, what about you? Oh yeah, that's interesting. What's that you're looking at? My fu manchu? I can see you like that don't you? You can hardly control yourself looking at this frilly lock of hair protruding from my chin. You wanna touch it? We'll if you do I guess you'll have to write me first. We'll go on a date and then I'll let you touch other parts of me too. Interested???