Decrepit Men Seeking Tarts

This is a blog for single men searching for tarts who are way out of their league. I would encourage any woman to take a chance on one of these men. You never know where love will blossom!!!

Friday, April 15, 2005

Fu Manchu is Seeking You

Hello, my name is Jeffery Maston Francois, what's yours? Yeah? That's a pretty name... for a pretty lady. I work for the Sanitation Department, what about you? Oh yeah, that's interesting. What's that you're looking at? My fu manchu? I can see you like that don't you? You can hardly control yourself looking at this frilly lock of hair protruding from my chin. You wanna touch it? We'll if you do I guess you'll have to write me first. We'll go on a date and then I'll let you touch other parts of me too. Interested???